5 kisah dalam satu post..
1.
I'm between jobs now and my money is thinning. So fast i think i'm gonna go pokai in the next couple of days. O.M.G...
2.
There's this one guy, nak sgt berkenalan dgn aku..hell that's a call for trouble. I told him straight i've a boyfriend but he said he didnt care "selagi belum kawen, selagi tu i have a chance, rite?"
:: seriously, it is not flattering at all..:( ::
3.
I've got good news for those who are concerned over their health. I found this recently from benardcometh's blog whereby you can check your health by examining your poo poo.. that's rite, u read that correctly. [not literally checking la, just agak2 gitu.] Click illustration below for a larger view and do your own calculation. It's helpful, trust me! Mine was 9..
Poo poo, checked!aiks? only 3? where's the other 2 fairytales?
still thinking to be honest.. kih..
be back soon..
21 comments:
cis aku gik manas org laki ya madah gya..rasa nya kacak jak mok ngaco kwn aku tok.
speak to d hand padah.hehhe
f.i.e.z.a : berbuih2 sabun dah madah dgn nya..
"makin susah nak di dpt ya lah kmk rindok gik.." tok reply nya..
tauk cney nya dpt no mek? Masa 45 thn ulang tahun kemerdekaan srwk kat pdg KPS ariya..nya took my number dari details dlm borang.
..kelai indah mek duak gerek mek ntam laki tok za..time mek jumpa gerek, time ya lah nya msg2 kmk..aduh! harus menensionkan
si chantek,
mine was 10.sik bgs gilak o.hehe
JUZZ : kelak bila ko membuang gik, ko perati la gik..hehehe, ney tauk ada yang tersilap pandang..
p/s: btw, nama ko lupak dingkah ku ria dlm 'hey look..it marks 10,000' post ku..sorry..it's there now.. :)
Lynn,
Ya lahh ooo...slagik ktk ya belom kawen,nang still ada chan bah kmk mok kaco ktk...
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Jgn marah ya cik,gurau saja... mun sik pat diguro...kepong jak kmk mcm ktk kat skolah dolok....hehehe
I know marah 'cause kmk lamak sik masok sitok...so sori,dah stat keja bah...then,mlm2,ngan sapa juak kmk chat nak?
Well,now i pass by n looks like i also will check something dlm lubang jamban kmk according to ure interesting tips...hahaha...
Again,sori,k....
Halo...I'm trying to get the shit pictures but got some problem loading...I'll check my shit grades next time..wahhaha...
So you like Bing eh? I used to work there years ago when it was under P. Satem....during that time they ordered their new york cheese cake from magenta...but now they bake their own cake...im a fan of their lasagna even though I eventually became some chef/cook/the guy in the kitchen a few years later...i think it can be sedap-er if orang lain yang masak..
anyway...i enjoyed reading ur blog..and sorry if my comment is long...dah biasa kot..chow..keep blogging...
p/s:i do hope i'll be fine for my results...
Nice tips. At least there is something to do in the jamban besides shitting. lol. I need to eat more healthier food. I dont think i like the idea of scooping out the feces onto the measuring scale. lol.
laki ya juak, the first step( ambik no.tel dr borang) dah salah.. Mun the first salah, alu semua nya polah dah sik betul. Iboh d layan gilak laki giya. gila seks kali.. haha
si chantek,
ada ku merati pagi tek.nya floating.haha.jadi 9 la marks aku.sehat2..;P
nak tgk..tanak? nak? tanak? nak? tanak? health issue nih? tengok lah..... =S
MoS04: kak tok mek nukuk ktk makey sudu garpu rah dapur rumah kmk..bok ktk tauk..
aie, anok jakkkk..bukan ktk udah tukar jantina kak balit dari France ka? alu sik makey cermin mata gik dah..museona..oppps! hahaha
aok, since ktk ke miri, bok tok ktk dtg balit menjenguk blog..sikpa, paham ktk gik 'ngeyjas' dirik kat miri nun..boh alu nangkap indu dara org cnun..
'exploring'? ahahaa..apa dichat kita duak mlm tek ooo..uu imaginasi! check jak ktk poo poo ktk..boh alu leka..ahaks!
SquareRootOne:
ehhehe, you should. always we think nothing of it kan..this time, try lah..:)
Yes, i do..Bing was introduced to me by my fellow friends also bloggers Lovely Fieza & Nieza Sexy Fox. I find it cosy, quiet and most importantly, wireless! :) u can make lasagna?? oh please teach me..sgt ingin belajar..*wink [betul2, altho sometimes u know how to cook it, mcm so much more sedap-er if someone else yang masakkan..]
thanks for visiting..you too aight..anddd of course, again, best of luck!
Yasser Anas:
hahaha, ktk molah kmk tetak jak.."scooping it and measure on scale..!!" ewwww hahahaah..i cant even begin to imagine!
i am ignoring him..mun nya niat maok kwn sikpa koh..but nya dah awal2 niat terpesong..ngundang masalah gik lah ada..menjus muka gerek oleh hal tok..haih!
JuZZ:
floating sihat ka juzzzaa?
bukan nya tenggelam ka lebih sihat?
errrr..
psst!: pa bentuk tek..pebbles2 ka or liquid, or banana...hahahaha!
Zaza:
tengok sebelah mata je zaaaa...ahaha..pastu let me know..in DETAILS! kih kih kih
sik sanggup nak analyze taik.... eeeee.... cidak ehhh...
Abang Hajib:
hahahaha...boh gia..untuk kesihatan bah..bukan ktk tilit benar2..just 'jengok' palak ke debah jak..[aaa lelah imagine]
float is 1 point bah.meanong that fr 10 jd 9.kau mala ngga nya ya la getting confuse.haha..btw bentuknya adalah....banana.wahaha.pecah rahsia..
JuZZ:
hahha..aku mpun tenggelam bah..pa 9 juak.mesti kat tpt lain ko sik sehat nakkkk..
aie..banana..kit perut ku tetak!! maok tauk aku mpun sik...aie...supan eh! cidak!
Mine also extremely healthy..
Ahem...
=p
Cometh:
Thanks to you i got this useful information, and now i bet tonnes of my friends will be checking out their poo poo alrite!
hahaha..
extremely healthy? like 5 or sumtin'?
Thanks to ure crita kat blog tok nak... every morning i go to toilet i remember u,u know....
Explore?aiit... isu private ya... lain org pikir klak.I single,no problem...u ya jak klak... berkelai gik....hahahahaha
mos04: aih, lain ya...masuk toilet, u'll remember me? hahaha
uu private...tapi aok oh..sik leh cita lebih2...ada kmk kelai dgn gerek kmk gik lak..kmk juak nangis run run..
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