Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Laughter, The Best Meds




While speeding down a winding mountain road, a man has to swerve to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner. As she passes him, she leans out of the window and screams,

"PIG!"

Astonished, the man turns and shouts back, "IDIOT!"

Then he rounds the bend and crashes into a pig.


hua hua hua..aku gelak sampai pengsan dow..


Saturday, December 29, 2007

What would you say IF..

...your ex wants you back in her/his life? i got this from my Friendster and find it rather amusing..so i just thought of sharing...

if she/he wanted u back 2 her/his
life.
what u gonna say....
~hope u die~
~rot in hell~
~wth..!~
~not u again~
~aaa ape die?
~sayer da kawin
~get lost ler
~loh mu lagi??
~haha mu giler..
~hell!!!no way~
~loeee....emangnya kenapa??
~xkan pandang belakang...
~forget it babe
~mari naik rollercoster!!
~ingat allah selalu...
~i hate u..........
~r u sure?
~im sorry,no...
~oh my god!
~in your dreams =)
~who are you? =P
~I love u ? @@"
~why u oh=.= (panda)
~Hi,,,Hw re u??~~
~No anymore liao ~~
~we're so over ~~ kentz
~I'll think first....
~go to hell!!!!~fara~
~come here baby acan
~dah desperate sangat ke??~''wAnA""
~beri sy masa...
~meh cini cayam...~ (cetan_ganas)
~go die plisss~ ^ejat^
~bajet style ka~@_@earfun
~hhaahah...i'm hot isnt'it? muahahah~coklat cip
~DAMN!!! u're alive??? ~^NANCY^~
~U want me??? <-FaRiS FReeZe->
~ O M G!! ~someone~
~ kenja ko nak??...
~ "I'm Not Surprised" ^mizbliz rawks^


Anyone of you with this similar experience, share it with me..and with the rest of the readers...mana tau in the future boleh pakai. *wink wink*...if it was me, i'd say 'Kena Tinggal Girlfriend ke? KuangKuangKuang' ok, that's 5 words. Nevermind.

:: part gelak jahat tu, dlm hati je.. hehe :-P