Ada Stripper, Mahu Join?

It’s Anne’s birthday today. Happy 26^th bday gendut. May you have a great one.. Next week ada makan-makan somewhere in Kuching, location not known yet, but if some of yous are free, datanglah join.. to celebrate us June ladies.. Bloggers like Nieza, Fieza, Khay [ordinary lady], Sue Sie, Zakinah – hopefully will be there.. ada plan nak invite strippers to dance on polls. For me, I’d like strippers in police uniforms, although I wont say no to fire fighters uniform too. Hahaha.. matilah..

My bday wish list?? Coming soon tau, on the 21st of June. Get ready. Those reading jangan cuba escape.. hik hik..

• Saya nak buku cerita of biographies, true stories, true crimes atau yang sama genre lah..
• Saya nak beg tangan Charles & Keith yang berharga RM231. Ada beran? --menjeling Anne
  
• Saya nak cd lagu love songs. Not oldies love songs.
• Saya nak gelang kaki, boleh?
• Saya nak boyfriend. Muahahaha.. AS IF.

Agak melampau permintaan. Te he he.. dah dah, ignore the last wish. All I want from yolls is to wish for my health, my happiness, and my best of journey through life. I’d be most grateful if you’d do that.

K lah, I’m off to Sibu after lunch. Going to visit my mom’s place till Friday. So kalau ada internet, ada la nanti.. kalau takda.. will have to wait sampai aku balik Sri Aman again lah yek.. till then, taking care and keep on touching.. muacks!

Books I'd Love You To Get Them Too

During my trip to Penang and KL, i bought few books of which i thought were worth my Ringgits to spend.. and they certainly did not turn me down, fantastic books you must get them as well..

This is THE book i'd most recommend you buy. Priced at RM57.58, you wont regret every dime you hand in to the cashier. Somaly, sold into sexual slavery by her grandfather when she was only 12 years old. When she refused sex, they'd throw maggots to her body and stuff them into her mouth.. Some were thrown into a 'dungeon' hell filled with snakes, centipedes and scorpions to scare them. Pegi la beli geng.. Very very inspiring piece..


Second brilliant book you must get is this, I Am Nujood, Age 10 and Divorced. Price? RM39.90. Her father sent her off to be married to a man 3 times her age. Broke my heart when i read she had to go through.. She, with her staggering power, was the first child bride in Yemen to win a divorce.


MAFIA Princess, RM39.30 tells about a brit-italian child born into the mafia family. She learns about guns, weapons, drugs, loyalty, sex with no boundaries throughout her childhood. She looked up a lot to her father, who was one of the Italy's most notorious Mafia Godfathers. Gotta have this guys, pictures included inside.. :)


A fatal accident took 5 lives in Indiana, US. One girl buried under the wrong name. One in a coma and being cared for by the wrong family. "Ok, Laura.. i'd like you to write your name for me," said the occupational therapist. She shakily grasped the pen and slowly spelled out: WHITNEY. For 5 weeks they went caring for her not realizing it wasn't their daughter.. Read this, good piece yolls. Priced at RM46.50.


And finally, Natascha Kampusch, being held captive for 8 years since she was 10, made her brave escape from her captivator which later, made major headlines throughout Austria. Lots of speculations involved. Why hadn't she made her run when she had the opportunity? Why did she lit candle for her kidnapper at the morgue? I've yet to finish this book but it's surprisingly good..so far. Price? RM34.90.


Semua buku ni aku dah selesai baca dalam tempoh seminggu kecuali buku yang terakhir, masih dalam process. Gilos best semua buku ni.. bagi yang rajin membaca, these are good. :) Im not that expert in reviewing, so you guys gotta go find these books yourselves and see if you'd like them or not okai?.. Enjoy!

They Cut Open With a Knife Because She Was Too Tight..

“He’s so fat.. how come Felicia can fall in love with that guy?”.. Ngu asked..

“Maybe she like his $%^&!”.. Yien replied..

“…..” Ngu.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." them both.

Talking about me and my ex over laicikang and ABC..

Wahhahahha.. cilakok punya my friends. Memang kurang asam pedas..! These two Chinese friends of mine can never be left alone. They’ll sure to yak yak yak and talk bad about me.. then they will tell me la they talked bad behind my back. Hahaha in a good way kind of bad.. Had a good laugh over this two weeks ago. :P Hey you two, how come no gawai wish for me leh??

Anyway, I just got back from a week’s holiday from Penang and KL. I shopped till I dropped I had to scratch my pocket for cash. Ahaha.. it was a good gateway with my mom though. Stayed at Tune Hotel. RM183 for 3 nights in Penang and RM231 also for 3 nights in KL. Overall, I’m satisfied. [there's a story behind this, i will share in another entry]. I intentionally did not bring my laptop hence I was in ice age for 7 solid days... menyesal jugak lah tak bawak sebab Tune Hotel takde kiub magis bernama TV. Eventually, I bought myself few books to read, just to murder time…

<---- At Jemputree, Penang. MARVELLOUS food.

When I got back home approximately 730pm just now, I was not welcomed by her, Sandy. She looked at me with this hatred kind of look ‘I hate you. You’re a bad bad person’.. She turned her back on me and pawed away ignoring my calls. I’ve sin. Im sorry little fellas, I was only away for a week but it seems like, it was more than enough for them to pass punishment on me.. She snarled ‘Who are you??? Go away!” and dashed she went out the door.. So emotional.. totally the opposite with Bagus.. The minute he saw me, he ran as fast as his 4 strong legs could bring him and let himself free into my arms.. ah, great feeling. I miss you dude.. “I miss you too dude,” he said.. aww.. a sign I was forgiven.. Cats, they can so adorable yet spoil brats as well. I wonder who taught them? Hik hik..

Im off to bed soon. So sorry for not filling in any updates for the past week. This has been by far the longest break I’ve taken from blogging. Lepas ni tak kot.. I’ll be at home resting while fattening myself with glorious food for another 2 weeks before school break ends.

Ah .. rite.. the title of my post. Tiba-tiba kan? ehehs... it was this book I bought. The Road Of Lost Innocence by Somaly Mam. Raped at the age of 12, forced into prost itution when she was 15, this Cambodian lady shared her first hand experience in brothels for half a decade before she finally walks out free, saved by a fellow French man. She is now the president of AFESIP, a shelter for prostitutes she helped escaped. In one case, she relates how a young girl aged 8, was kidnapped by 7 fifty year old men whereby they took turn to rape her. BUT, when they found it was too hard to penetrate her, they did the most inhumane thing; cut open her you-know-what with a knife. These awful, evil creatures were never punished. They walked out free with laughing faces. Apparently, sadly.. the judge, had been bribed… Serious, jantong aku nak berhenti baca part sedih ni.. you guys gotta have this book. They should have it at MPH for the price of RM57. Worth every penny.. believe you me. Nite darlings..

Bought this at Batu Feringghi Nite Market for RM35.. It had just sank to me, that i was indeed out of my mind to spend that much amount of money for something i could easily get at RM2, iaitu getah rambut biasa.
Oh my Versace..

Acara Merajinkan Diri

So, hari khamis aku buat chocolate cheesecake. Nak? Ehehs.

Nyam.. all time favourite.. no kidding.

Hari jumaat, aku disampuk rajin lagi sekali. Aku buat chocolate brownies. Senang je, jom cuba-cubaan..

Resipi nya..

Gula kastor 250gm dan telur 2 biji, whisk sampai jadi pale and creamy.. bagi yang tak suka manis, kurangkanlah gula kepada 200gm. :P

Pastu, double boil butter 75gm dengan cooking chocolate juga 75gm.. kasik sampai betul-betul cair nyam nyam..

Immediately lepas tutup api dapur, tuang ke dalam mixture telur dan gula tadi.. gaul.

Pastu.. sieve kan 100gm plain flour dengan ½ sudu the baking powder ke dalam acuan. Gaul rata lagi..

Ha, last sekali, sebelum dimasukkan ke dalam 20-cm baking tin, pastikan base tin telah di grease dan di base dengan non-sticky paper .. tuang semua acuan dan bakar dalam oven dengan kepanasan 190 degrees selama 25 minit atau sampai ‘skew’ yang anda masukkan di bahagian tengah comes out clean.. Top brownies kenalah firm ye kawan-kawan..

Sementara menunggu kek kita masak, marilah saksikan dulu sedutan adegan-adegan dalam rumah.. hik hik..

My cat yang diberi nama Bagus. Perangainya cukup bagus sekali. Sehingga habis barangan kaca di rumah di perkecaikan.

Ini Sandy. Gemuk di perut, kecil di kepala. Di belakang, Sinta.. kucingku yang suka pada kain-kain perca. Favourite spot untuk 'mengencing'. Kurang asam.

Fasha yang berolah semalam.. sungguh eksyen. nasib lah comel seperti Mama Pearl nya. ahahs..

Dan Harun ku yang sudah ditinted.. Belakang 80, sisi pemandu dan penumpang 65 dan depan 45.. aku tau, gelap.. memang mintak cekup. Abang aku punya pasal la.. adehs..

Okayyyy, sudah 25 minit berlaluuu.. kek sudah masakkkk.. jom keluarkan.. yum!

Voila! harum semerbak keluar oven. Nak lebih kreatif motif sensitif, hiaslah permukaan brownies anda.. saya tabur chocolate rice ..

Dah, jom layan dengan milo peng… burp!

p.s I Love You. Hehehe. Will be away for a week guys. Off for a holiday to Penang and KL. Muacks!

Entries Removed.

Sorry, previous entries had to be removed due to some reasons..

Nothing to do with comments by yolls. Something else has occured.

Will be back.

17.05.2010

17. 05. 2010

Not well. Given MC. Thanks doc..
But, I came to work nonetheless.

Happy Teacher's Day.

Entry Bahsa Sarawak: Kenak ku HIlang and Kesah Yang Sik Pandey Abis.

Yahhh… lamak ku hilang.. hari tok aku nak nulis dalam bahasa Sarawak sebab ku sikda mood nak ngator ayat bagus-bagus. So buat geng semenanjung ku, hampun maaf zahir dan batin selamat ari raya kali ke 27, this time aku buat entry guna bahasa Sarawak k..

Aku ilang sikda ke cney. Ada di rumah tapi yoshhhh, keja menimbun-nimbun sampey aku rasa sik terkabey nak ngapdet blog. Last week aku ke Betong, pas ya aku ke Kuching ngambik mak aku balit dari Singapore. Pas ya ku nolong sia sitok kakak ipar aku berpantang. Marek masuk speta, anak nya Fasha kenak kuning.. yalah aku kuang kuit sik pandey abis. Ney dengan hal keja ku mpun, apuu nang lelah jang. Malam-malam kul 8 aku dah nonggeng rah tilam.. erk, nonggeng? Lain macam jak upa ayat aku ya.. muahaha salah.. tet. tok ku ‘rephrased’ bak kata ninek ku speaking the London.. Malam-malam kul 8 aku dah berkuroh dah rah tilam.. kalah bunyi kapal arum bulak. Pa ku duli.. lelah gilak..

lebih kurang gitok lah aku tido ... nyamai you..

Lom campor hal peribadi aku tok dah kenak stalked dengan ex aku. “I’m your stalker now” – quote dari himself. Petang2 ada nya melimpas depan umah just nak nangga aku ada sik.. Last week nya call aku kotan rindu.. baruk yalah mek duak berklakar balit selepas berapa lamak tok dah putus... waktu tok lah nya nerang semua dengan aku hal sebenar kononnya. Ada la sejam mek duak kakar kali..panjang intisari rancangan mun aku nak nulis sitok. Kelak jak lah aku share. Aku sik maok berjaik dengannya tapi makin aku sik reply, makin ya nya bercarik ngan aku. Nya tauk mak aku pindah Sibu, sapa madah pun aku sik tauk.. nya tauk aku tukar kereta dari sebelum kereta ya sampey rah tangan aku.. pun aku sik tauk sapa madah..and nya tauk petang aku polah apa, malam aku polah apa.. ngeri ow?

oh, riteeee...

Nya madah nya masih berharap benar dengan kamek duak tok jadi and nya sangat yakin suatu hari kelak, nya akan kawen dengan aku.. Aku tok nak kata bencik nya, sik juak.. sayang juak aku tapi sebagai kawan jak lah nek tok, bukan sebagai gerek gik.. ku tauk tak orang kali dah lejuk ngan kesah drama korea simanggang aku tok, sik pandey abis.. ku mpun pun sik pat nolong ku pun, jadi tak orang nak madah apa pun aku sik da nak nganok juak.. ku tauk perasaan ingges ya. Tok tek bok dah nya message aku madah rindu.. bertelefon agik, mok bergenang aek mata katanya, sebab terlalu sayangkan aku.. haih..

Ku mok jak madah dengan nya mun benar nya dah insaf tek nak, fine, datang jumpa berdepan dengan mak aku, ngakuk semua kesalahan and berjanji depan mak aku yang nya akan jaga aku pey bila-bila. Sebab nek tok, mak aku dah sik maok nangga aku dengan nya gik . “once bitten twice shy, if you still want too, that will your own choice to carry..” nah amik ini kata-kata mak aku last week. Pedas mak. Berdesing desung telinga aku. Tapi sik juak ku madah macam tok dengan ex ku tek sebab, aku nang sik maok pun balit dengannya. Ku takut nya tetiba sahut cabaran coca cola alu datang nemu mak aku.. yah ya bok aku.. dalam masa yang sama, aku sik maok juak terlalu bongkak sebab aku takut aku jadi macam Maya dalam siri AdaMaya whereby aku nerimak nya balit jong jong inai. Oh my cuteness, takut!

Bah, ya jak lok kesah ku minggu tok. Nak cerita hal keja, takut tak orang tido membaca.. Mok bergomol, bergoleng, bercumbuan dengan anak buah aku belum dapat tok.. tak orang doa anak buah aku Fasha cepat-cepat sihat k.. tedah nya kenak kuning.. nite yolls.

*cun sik ku blog dalam bahsa Sarawak? Yah, ya tak orang.. don’t pray pray..