"It's not where you go or what you do, it's who you take along with you"
Dennis and I almost missed our honeymoon flight and were unable to get seats together. When we were airborne, I wrote my new spouse a flirtatious note : "To the man sitting in 16C. I find you very attractive. Would you care to join me for an unforgettable evening? The Lady in 4C." A flight attendant delivered it.
A few minutes later she returned with a cocktail. The man in 16C was flattered, she told me, but said he must decline my offer since he was on his honeymoon. I was still laughing when we landed. "Thank you for the drink," I said to my groom.
"But i DIDN'T send you one," he replied.
He had been sitting in 14C.