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I'm off the blog for a week or so.. Going for a holiday with my famille.. Wah, saya suda nampak Great Wall of China dari sini..! ! ! Take care people..

Lots and lots of love!

I'm back from Kuching. It was fun with my ever craziest funniest silliest yet adorable and can-never-find-anyone-like-them Girlfriends. Khay, Nieza, Anne and me, make full use of our time, the minute i arrived Kuching. It was 11am i think when i got to Anne's place. From that second, we went uptown, story telling on just about anything with huge amount of laughter and fun. OH, sangat rindu.

We spent quite some time at The Spring where i shopped few stuff for The Girlfriends and Dia yang Kechomelan. I'm broke but a good broke. It was worth it.

Came evening, we headed straight to Cultural Village about 25-35 minutes drive from town. Took few pictures, nantilah letak, tak transfer lagi. The show was ok although a lil bit lame and monotonous in the beginning. It was about The Ibans and The Bidayuhs, fighting for paddy, declaring war against each other, seeking assistance from James Brooke, make peace and finally ended with marriage between The Iban hunk and The Bidayuh lass. Making peace and harmony. Like whatever. We were not able to watch Miss Fair And Lovely competition sebab that event was only for RM150 ticket holders, and our tickets were like RM 150-RM125 = ? only. You count.

We got out from there and went to Barok's restaurant. Kelaparan. Anne and i ordered sayur Midin, Omelette, Beef soup, Ikan masak sweet and sour, Jus durian Belanda and Longan Susu. Whereas Nieza ordered, Nasi Beef Steak with Egg and Paprik for Khay. Yummy. Macam tak makan sebulan.

We wished each goodbye around 1130pm. Energy levels dah worned out..Smooch smooch kiss kiss i hope kita jumpa lagi, next time for....Grappa okkkkkk..hehehehe..Going out for now, jumpa Dia yang Kechomelan. Bye

Is it Wrong?

What say you when u are in love, do u share whatever possible means u have with ur loved ones? Do you let them shower you with gifts and just about anything when u are in need of something?

What say you about guys who do not feel like about accepting the girlfriend's help in terms of, what seemed to be always the issue, cash? What if the girl clearly is 100% ok and does not mind to lend a hand for that is the man whom she loves so much and would do anything to make him happy?

What say you? I find it rather difficult with Dia yang Kechomelan. Is it about the pride? Is it about that thing people say a relationship is not normal when a guy asks help from the girlfriend when it should be the other way around especially matters involving money?

Ask me, i'd do anything for Dia yang Kechomelan. Im not rich but i sure do want to share with him and do my bits in helping out when he is in need of one. Only, he refuses so..I'm born to be a giver..I'm blessed with piles of love that i would be more than happy to share it with someone i love, and now, it's him..tapi dia jenis tak biasa terima pertolongan..Independent

Tapi salah ke kalau we share? Salah ke kalau gf kasi duit kat bf? Salah ke kalau gf nak shower the bf with gifts? Tak boleh ke nak amalkan 'susah senang kita hadapi bersama?' Are females born only to ask money from the bf/husband/sugardaddy ?

Tell me, answer me, please.


P/S : btw, wont be posting any blogs for a day or two. Heading for Kuching, gi berjoli ronggeng with gorgeous girlfriends. Nuh, im actually off to join World Harvest Festival held at Cultural Village Kuching 24-25th May. All are welcomed.

Gettin' Jiggy With It

Im soooo in a happy jiggy jiggy mood today. Had Teacher's Day celebration,school's tradition for each class to have 'jamuan makan-makan' and invite all the teachers untuk menyibuk isi perut with whatever is served. Untuk tak mengecewakan our beloved students, my bunch of friends and i pergi jenguk sebanyak kelas yang mungkin. I have 8 classes of my own, i mean classes yang i ajar la. I went to all except Form 1 FG and Form 4 BG cause i got stuck at my Form 3 classes.


I love this boy, not only is he handsome, but he is also a bright student. Sebenarnya, abang dia kawan my brother merangkap my friend jugak lah..hehehe..

These were put on my table, given by my Form 3 students. I guess yang bagi ni my Moral students. Had picture taken with the naughty Roger and Fitzgerald earlier before that. (hari ni semua pakat bawak handphone ke sekolah..nak larang pun tak boleh dah)

Ha, this too is my favourite, Mathias Tho. He's in the top class tapi nakal jugak laaaa mcm anak beruk..again today, i jadi public figure, amik gambar dengan students..ada yang amik tanpa izin..ada yang amik curi2..aduh, cant really stop them anymore. They had longed to take pictures of cute me but i salu transformed jadi singa betina each time i perasan students main dengan handphone. Today, they got away with it..

All the flowers i got today. I feel so loved!! Some even hugged and kiss kiss bang bang...

To all my everdearest students, altho awak semua memang bingai dan busuk, cikgu tetap sayang kamu sepenuh penuh hati jiwa raga..There's nothing i would not do in the world to ensure each and everyone of u succeed in your studies. Amin.

(Wah, serious post hari ni..)

Ultimate Fantasies

I wanna do this tag, dont care. Got it from Ohnoaini. I wanna share my serious spanking fantasies with these hot men ...or women *grins*...rrrrrrr! Ok, hopefully so much Dia yang Kechomelan wont be reading this but if he does, well darling..we can have all u want next time..WAH! hahahhaa..enuff with this, let's get on with my list..enjoy READING and please, if ever any of yous gets horny, it's ALL at your own risk..ngahahaha...

Ultimate Final Fantasies : To have him spank me hard, so hard i'd screamed for more. In my kitchen, on the dining table, with dimmed light we'll have it there..He's obviously tall so i'd want him to stand and lick my neck good, with his arms around my genit waist..firm. Chest against each other, so steaming hot..

Ass Status : Superliciously caramel..

I have no idea who this guy is but he's an Indonesian actor named Panji something something. I first looked at his picture few days back and i thought 'gee, he's kinda cute'..Nothing can be more spontaneous than making love with a stranger..

Ultimate Final Fantasies : For him to slowly undress me, while locking lips. His fine hands to be all around me, lick me great he'll tame me. The best part i'd want to have is to tie him and caress him all over until he couldnt take it anymore,begging me to stop. His soft moans will definitely turn me on absof*kingly crazy..

Ass Status : Supple and soft..and cute.

I always have this something for non existence eyelids men; Chinese. I dont know why but somehow they do have this characteristics that could easily magnetify (such word?) me towards them..hehehe Not to be missed in the list is Edison Chan..pergh, he's super hot !

Ultimate Final Fantasies : To make out gently..I'd want him to be romantic, slow yet intense and sizzling hot..I'd love to be on top of him so i could see his horny, supersatisfied look. Let him squeeze the bouncing butt hard. I'll bite his soft lips aggressively..yummy..i would like it to last long enough i'd stay out of sex for a month...IF

Ass Status : MATURED and SPANKY butt..

Hati Cair Semula

Bila berhadapan dengan students bingai, sengal tahap setan kepala batu bertanduk 6, memang rasa mcm nak lempang2 sampai lumat dalam batu lesung, tak pun gelek derang dengan steam roller tak pun jentolak padi, baru puas ati. Korang tak tau ok, kegangsteran, kebodoh sombongan budak2 kat sekolah ni; memang kalau iman tu tak tebal, sabar tu tak di lipat gandakan, memang dah lama pelajar kat sini kena humban dalam lubang tenuk berbontot besar.

"Cikgu, mintak number phone!"
"Cikgu, Wong makan chewing gum!"
"Cikgu, budak laki tu gatal cikgu, mau tengok baju dalam pompuan!"
"Cikgu, kirim salam kat cikgu!"

Haih..ni budak FORM 1 ok. Umo belum naik, tak sunat, tak dara tapi amik kau, dahhhhhhh tau menggatal. Tak payah cerita la kalau dah masuk form 4 or 5..lagi bingai, lagi samdol. Kelas kelas pandai tu tak pelah gak, masuk la jugak ajar..tapi kalau dah masuk kelas yang ujung ceruk kampung tu, uih, bisa berbisa ada harapan kena tumor otak.

Ni tak masuk topik bau badan derang yang macam nasi berlapuk kulat hijau kuning with maggots and slimy. Pergh, awal pagi boleh dikata harum lagi la..cuba masuk lepas waktu rehat..idong jadi kembang kempis pengsan terjojol kat situ jugak. Serius ada antara bebudak yang Nauzubillah BO tahap tahi becak cirit birit. Hanya kerana aku seorang guru, aku belajar meneutralkan my smelling senses. Cuba mengimaginasi haruman itu adalah dari sebotol perfume mahal with floral notes. Ewww..(seriyes nak muntah sekarang)..

Tapi sebenarnya sapa tak sayang kat budak-budak tu. Sayang la sangat. Bingai2 derang ni, dalam diam tu terserlah jugak kebaikan derang..kadang tu berlelucon. (wah, ayat)..paling tak tahan tu kalau students buat lawak skema rempit, bikin aku gelak tahap setan dalam hati. Kadang buat muka comel pulak dah dia, jadi tak reti nak marah, padahal awalnya rasa mcm nak bakar hidup2. Kadang tu cakap cina mcm la aku reti nak reply altho aku paham. "Laoshi, *&^%$*, tui?" "Laoshi, %^&*() keyi ?" Dengan baik hatinya akan di balas jugak walaupun sepatutnya kena cakap bahasa melayu je dalam kelas..bingai budak2 ni..

Ada motif post ni dibuat. Alkisahnya berlaku hari ni tadi..it was already my time for Form 1FG and i was running late. I rushed towards the class, tapi bertembung pulak dengan budak2 kelas Pendidikan Islam on their way ke surau. Suddenly kan, this particular female student *Norcahaya Bulan Bintang (nama ditukar untuk melindungi hak individu tersebut) approached me and bilang "Cikgu, selamat hari guru." She lifted my hand and kucup salam. Not done, she added it with a kiss to my cheek..aduhai mabuhai..Hati seorang guru menjadi lentur..

Mind u, that student is one hell of a problematic child. She's barely 13, but already receiving so many counts of penalties from school. Dia merokok, hisap gam, ponteng sekolah, gunting tudung pelajar perempuan lain, bukak tudung jalan mundar mandir kat sekolah..Fuh, the list goes on. Tak tau lah how is she with the rest of the other teachers, but with me, she never seemed to create any trouble. Well ok except for the fact dia tak buat keja sekolah, tu pun sebab dia kena gantung. Kucup salam was not her first time with me today. I personally think kalau someone dig deep enough, the root of the problem can be found. I heard dia banyak family issues..

Ok, terasa mcm nak emo sedih pulak tetiba. shites. esok sambutan hari guru sekolah k..budak2 buat jamuan kat kelas..eee seronoknya..pastu CUTI SEKOLAH..yippeeee!! Im SOOOOO waiting for that..weeehaaaa..helo geng2 yang sedang ber exam (especially DOTTY..jangan kecemburuan, gwe mau pergi bercuti dan shopping..hua hua hua)

I Dont Look Like Them, It's Them

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

Even Alexander Graham Bell is one of the look alike..banyak laaaa Graham. Everytime i try with a different photo, different people will become my look alike..seriously, i even got Serena Willliams..Like im so tough and coloured? Madonna is ok la, so is Gong Li, what more to say Gisele..with her i have to agree we do have similarities..echewah..i have her ipanema sandals ok, beli kat al-ikhsan. Ha..i dont think that was any coincidence..(nak muntah dengan diri sendiri)

Asia Argento? Who is this chick? Some hot porn star? I'd be so flatterred if she is..hahaha nuh, im a good girl..(ehem.) However, the way she stares kinda give me the creeps..mcm pandang hantu jangan pandang belakang altho i have no idea how that hantu looks like.

Dia yang Kechomelan

Dia yang membuat aku tersenyum..
Dia yang membuat aku malu sendirian..
Dia yang membuat aku gembira..
Dia yang membuat aku tertawa
Dia yang membuatkan aku di awang-awangan..

Senyuman itu, menggetarkan sanubari hati aku..
Senyuman itu, menghilangkan aku dari dunia ini..
Senyuman itu, menghilangkan aku dari bernafas..
Senyuman itu, mengukir bibirku tersenyum keriangan..

Sentuhan itu, menggamit perasaan..
Sentuhan itu, membelai jiwa aku..
Sentuhan itu, luahan kasih dan cinta suci..
Sentuhan itu, sentuhan abadi kekal di ingatan..

Sesucinya cintaku: hanya untuk J.K A*** Whisper (mcm tajuk lagu Anuar Zain tu kan..WAH tau!, ok tukar, : Bukan Cinta Biasa ..WAH, Siti..damn..kenapa semua lagu melayu jiwang carrot yang dok keluar dalam kepala niiiiiiii!! Pourpres punya pasal la ni ok, pasal dia tau lagu Ezlynn dowh..apa tu..Hi Hi Bye Bye? Ah, bad influence..shoooh!

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Wah, boleh lawan poetic amo dengan Pourpres ni..weh kau, pantun eh sajak ni lahir dari hati yang suci ikhlas ok. Jangan ketawa ok. Ni betul2 ok. *giggles* *chuckles* *pang!*


p/s : post ini diukir kerana sudah tiada idea mau post apa..