Percaya tak, dari Jumaat lepas aku payday, aku baru sentuh RM30 dari duit gaji aku...WAH!! Itu satu miracle...tu pun kalau bukan kerana talipon aku tamat tempoh, memang aku tak belanja terus kot duit gaji aku tuh..
How come? because last week i attended school camp, so makan2 sekolah sedia...came monday, puasa pulak..so nak makan n belanja apa, correct or not? However, around Rm700 dah kena tolak masuk ASB..jadi baki itu lah i used untuk survive sebulan bulan ni..As long as i dont go Kuching, duit aku akan selamat tak di shopping ke Friend's Boutique!
Mcm mana puasa? Mine, i guess it's ok, except first day tu ada collapsed tido la at 5pm..tak larat dah nak bgn..Entering the fifth day tomorrow, i'm more prepared now. Plus, i got work to get my mind off it.
Dia Yang Kechomelan balik Kuching today, daddy tak sihat..poor baby kena drive balik sorang2. I guess i'll be meeting him next week then..Just received his text earlier on informing me he is on his way to the hospital. Kesian sayang mek..
Just an update from Ahmoi_Chantek. That's it.
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Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Selamat Hari Rabu
Nothing special today..Cuma hari ni I'm so tired, sangat terlebih penat... Hari ni sekolah gunakan Jadual hari Khamis, and hari khamis has always been my busiest day of the week. Ada 7 period mengajar, setiap satu period 40 minit..therefore every thursday i'll be in class for 280 minutes..it's freakin' tiring ok.. it's not just the work load that worns me out but having to face noty students is the one that kills my mental. Hot weather included.
I came back home with Ben today. He's a friend to my big brother so kitorang pun kenal2 gitu jugak la. So happen too that Ben's kid brother is my Form 1 student. Nak dijadikan cerita, budak2 memang takleh tengok yang masih title 'cik' 'cik' ni dengan mana-mana lelaki, mula la derang start bergossip. They began asking me if i'm Ben's gf..tapi bebudak ni memang tak boleh di layan sangat..always it is best to just ignore. Usually i'd take a ride with another female friend but today dia gi interview KPLI.. and yea, i never fail to inform Dia Yang Kechomelan. Who knows ada yang gi repot, tragedi kang..
Upon reaching home, i took a quick shower, had lunch, watched a bit of TV before i finally fell asleep at 330pm. I was in a deep sleep that i slept until 7pm..phew! tido mati betul ni. Bangun2 je saw my mum tengah kunyah sayur keladi. Alamak, lapar la pulak.. slurrrppp!
Btw, I'm only 3 days away before leaving for my holiday trip to Sabah. This trip will be my third and i'm so excited!.. Tapi tak pack lagi cause i'm still busy with school stuff..penat tu simpan duit sendiri nak gi cuti2..I planned to go for sight seeing as well as diving at TAR island. Can hardly wait!
Off for a while guys, going for my shower. Layta!
Upon reaching home, i took a quick shower, had lunch, watched a bit of TV before i finally fell asleep at 330pm. I was in a deep sleep that i slept until 7pm..phew! tido mati betul ni. Bangun2 je saw my mum tengah kunyah sayur keladi. Alamak, lapar la pulak.. slurrrppp!
Btw, I'm only 3 days away before leaving for my holiday trip to Sabah. This trip will be my third and i'm so excited!.. Tapi tak pack lagi cause i'm still busy with school stuff..penat tu simpan duit sendiri nak gi cuti2..I planned to go for sight seeing as well as diving at TAR island. Can hardly wait!
Off for a while guys, going for my shower. Layta!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Cerita iteww
Hari ni hari isnin.
Seperti minggu2 lain, hari isnin memang hari
black day untuk aku.
Jadual di skolah memang sentiasa pack.
Nak makan pun tetap on the move.
Cuaca pulak makin hari makin panas.
Oh, gelap kulitku. Serius.

Anyway, tolak penat2 kerja, terus jadi hilang
bila dapat msg dari Dia Yang Kechomelan.
Kesayangan aku iteww memang sentiasa tahu
mcm mana nak gembirakan hati aku. Sayang kamu.
Banyak sekali.

Tapi, dua tiga hari lepas Dia Yang Kechomelan khabarkan
berita tak berapa best untuk telinga aku mendengarnya.
Agak berdesing jugaklah 1 pasang telinga aku ni. Hot.

Nak tau apa cerita iteww? Hmm, ada customer pompuan sorang ni, dok ngorat my beloved boyfriend. Siap telefon2 lagi. FYI, tugas Kesayangan aku memerlukan dia untuk communicate with people all the time jadi kad business akan sentiasa dihulurkan. Maka terjadilah alkisah satu malam perempuan yang sama ni call pakwe aku. Tanya itu ini, siap ngaku diri iteww secret admire dari jauh. Kepala lutut kau.
Nak dijadikan cerita iteww lagi best, aku sangatlah maha kenal siapa perempuan iteww. Oh, sungguh kenit dunia ini. Pompuan ni aku kenal dari aku kecik lagi, and aku tau sangat dia memang takleh tengok mamat hensem. (hensem ke boyfriend aku?) tak kisahla, aku tetap
panas dengar pompuan ni dok hari2 gi office my boyfriend. Siap siul 'chut chut' dekat balak aku. Waseh. Dalam bahasa sarawak, aku nak 'baok' muka dia..ertinya aku nak bagi pelempang paling hebat..serius.
Tapi takpe, aku ni punya kesabaran yang tinggi. Selagi pompuan tu tak overdose ngorat boyfriend aku, aku takkan amik apa2 tindakan. Lainlah kalau dia dah melebih seperti, hmm..dengan sengajanya duduk manja bergolek-golek atas paha boyfriend aku ke, barulah aku akan botakkan kepala perempuan iteww.

Oklah, aku nak tengok TV. Aku nak upload gmbr OGIM (Oh God, It's Monday) tapi my own laptop ada kat rumah Dia Yang Kechomelan. Ni aku guna laptop lagi satu plak..nanti kalo ada cerita lain, aku post keh..Skrg masa untuk nonton Fly Away Home : HBO; untuk kali ke-4. Best. Tak tipu.
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Friday, August 1, 2008
Updates!
So, how do you lyke my blog's new look? Didnt change much, just a bit of touch up here and there. and i specifically loike my header's pic.. kan?
Ok, off for a quick shower..
Once again, pleasant weekend people..(",)
Ok, off for a quick shower..
Once again, pleasant weekend people..(",)
Saturday, July 26, 2008
10 Favourite and Best Pictures
I'm taking this post from Rozella. Well, sorta tagging myself..tak malewww nya tag diri sendiri, but nevermind, i kinda like the post on best pictures i like the most. Enjoy..! (You wont mind, would you Rozella?)
Love them all.
Love them all.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
If I'm a Billionaire

I'd love to know how that would feel. To have and to own billions of dollars. So i could get whatever i want. Whatever i've been craving for. Just so you know, for sharing wise (",) here's the list of what i wish to do/get..
1. Traveling round the globe. COMPULSORY.
2. Pay all debts and loans.
3. New Suzuki Swift. CASH.
4. New Nissan Fairlady. CASH
4. Nokia N95
5. Lots of sandals and earrings.
6. Scuba dive
7. Sky dive
8. Waterbed
9. Mini-theatre set
10. Hmm, ok, i ran out of idea...till then, let's just say i'm imagining myself saving the cash till i can think of something else new. Oh money, come to me..
Friday, July 11, 2008
Aiyark, Internet Kena Bar
Half of me went crazy yesterday, my internet connection was cut off due to overdue payment. It was soooo not my fault, i paid the bills...only that, i paid my dad's past bills amounting to RM418.30.. Checking with TM Point, my own Streamyx outstanding bill was actually RM 416.10..best tak membaca amount tu? lagi best bila datang part membayarrrrrrrrr....! Kayap lagi account bank..
Anyway, I'll be away tomorrow, going for Rainforest World Music Festival with girlfriends. yippeee!! I so cant wait. Just, driving tires me..i was thinking of taking a cab, but due to few unforseen circumstances, i opt back to drive. Fuel sangat mahal, duit pula mengalir-ngalir tanpa perasaan belas kasihan..sigh..
Well, ok people, im going to bed..It's 10.45pm, im such a good girl. Night.
Anyway, I'll be away tomorrow, going for Rainforest World Music Festival with girlfriends. yippeee!! I so cant wait. Just, driving tires me..i was thinking of taking a cab, but due to few unforseen circumstances, i opt back to drive. Fuel sangat mahal, duit pula mengalir-ngalir tanpa perasaan belas kasihan..sigh..
Well, ok people, im going to bed..It's 10.45pm, im such a good girl. Night.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
How To Hide Your Email From Your Boss!
I understand one of the few rules in the office is employees are restricted from using public emails; yahoo, gmail, hotmail etc etc.. So here's the solution..a VERY GOOD one, i promise..
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Friday, July 4, 2008
Im Gone Leh..
Wont be around this weekend. So no blogging for me till sunday, maybe. Off to kuching again.. ada mega sale! Last weekend when i was there, MNG got sale, but that time no money leh...how leh, cannot buy leh.. got cute dress leh, i want leh...cannot tahan, must buy leh..orange colour some more..bare back leh, die. But nice oo.. RM150++ after 50% discount.. kenot find elsewhere u know.. I want heels also, aiya, not enuff money..where to korek?

Dia Yang Kechomelan mengomel "Sayang ada duit sik? Bukan sik tauk sayang tok mun dah turun kuching, ngabis duit jak kejanya" .. na, i know u dont understand ma... i give u la now, the translation. "Sayang got money onot? I know u so well already, each time if u go down to Kuching, sure finish one your money".. I said, "gotttttt, who say dont have, and i dont spend that much la sayang" ...His reply? "AS IF" hahahaa..kejam ho, mana da melanja manyak2.. dulu meli pun mukan untuk orang lain ma..simpan luit mau kasi plesent sama longkong (aiseh) juga maa.. Sulah ala luit, mau simpan manyak2 talak mau melanja (kedekut) tapi hati manyak mengidam mau itu ini, jangan itu macam..idup manyak pendek, mau beli MNG, beli saja maaa...nanti sulah mati mana boleh mau pakai lagi..hati juga manyak sinang sama puas ati kalau sulah beli...ada butul ka wa cakap?
Wa secara butul, mau tulis pendek2 saja tapi tangan wa talak mau stop. how leh? wa lagi tunggu wa punya abang mali amik wa, mau pigi itu kfc, makan chicken. Manyak sedap oo, wa suka..
You people dont miss me la, i know one you. I go not long ma, only until sunday. Blogger also want go have fun. Hungry already..Ge ge, lei hai pin tou aahhhh?
Happy Weekend people! smooch!
Dia Yang Kechomelan mengomel "Sayang ada duit sik? Bukan sik tauk sayang tok mun dah turun kuching, ngabis duit jak kejanya" .. na, i know u dont understand ma... i give u la now, the translation. "Sayang got money onot? I know u so well already, each time if u go down to Kuching, sure finish one your money".. I said, "gotttttt, who say dont have, and i dont spend that much la sayang" ...His reply? "AS IF" hahahaa..kejam ho, mana da melanja manyak2.. dulu meli pun mukan untuk orang lain ma..simpan luit mau kasi plesent sama longkong (aiseh) juga maa.. Sulah ala luit, mau simpan manyak2 talak mau melanja (kedekut) tapi hati manyak mengidam mau itu ini, jangan itu macam..idup manyak pendek, mau beli MNG, beli saja maaa...nanti sulah mati mana boleh mau pakai lagi..hati juga manyak sinang sama puas ati kalau sulah beli...ada butul ka wa cakap?
Wa secara butul, mau tulis pendek2 saja tapi tangan wa talak mau stop. how leh? wa lagi tunggu wa punya abang mali amik wa, mau pigi itu kfc, makan chicken. Manyak sedap oo, wa suka..
You people dont miss me la, i know one you. I go not long ma, only until sunday. Blogger also want go have fun. Hungry already..Ge ge, lei hai pin tou aahhhh?
Happy Weekend people! smooch!
Sunday, June 8, 2008
RM200 Cik..

"ERK?? RM200??"
I almost choked upon hearing the price i had to pay for the pajelo's diesel. NEVER have i seen any meter running so fast before! Full tank at the cost of RM200. Bagus. Miskin papa kedana. Amik, cheap the keng, itu pun kalau ada.
Yesterday was the first time we went fueling up the tank again ever since the price hike was made effective on Thursday. It was obviously eye poking to see RM200 on the meter, seperti mahu ku baham bak harimau lapar tangki itu!
And they say walk the talk and get the public transportations moving. Shitty. Where in the state of mind is the government thinking? DONT they have brains that public transportation CONSUME oil too?? Wah, pakai air agaknya. Maju.
Dah la tak reliable, kerusi bergoyang2 seperti mahu melontar aku keluar dari tingkap, kebersihan takdok, sexual harrassment di pegang jantan2 tangan berkayap, not on time, panas aircond rosak (KTM, trust me, it happened) sampai mau pengsan takde oksigen and the list goes onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...!
To make things worst, today in the Borneo Post, the fare for school buses will be hiked from RM10-RM50 according to distance. Goreng makan batu je lah pasni. Dah la mak bapak kena tanggung minyak keta, la ni kena tanggung untuk bas sekolah la pulak. Kesian kat parents ok. Kalau gaji naik takpa la juga..AND the government say, kita punya kenaikan tak seteruk negara lain. HELLO, we are not living in other countries now, we are in Malaysia, so talk Malaysia. Compare dengan UK, kononnya kita punya jauh lebih rendah, but see the reality. Although their price hike is so much more than ours, their salary is also way so much higher than us they can afford to pay. Our gaji, mana da banyak kalau nak di buat account kira2 buat bayar segala bil mak nenek that comes every month!
Now, kancil pun kena bayar RM70-80 untuk full tank. Giloz. Mad. Crazy. Serious aku jalan kaki pi opis pas ni, isk, kena la pulak carik keja yang sebelah rumah aku je..ade ke?
Hari ni mood ranting, grumbling, tak puas ati.
Minyak masak pun naik?
Sold out: Stores in Bintulu ran out of cooking oil yesterday following panic buying on Friday, blamed on an SMS rumour that the price of cooking oil was going up soon.That happened last friday while i was out with my mom, sis and nephew. People were queueing undeniably long at various supermarkets stocking up their cooking oil. There goes your money. It was only rumours. No such thing. It was on the news today, the stir was caused by some prank sms spreading cooking oil price would increase too by 50%. Tak belajar dari kesilapan lalu. Mcm tu la Malaysians, dapat je sms, terus panic, gi keluarkan duit berjuta2 dari bank yang sememangnya ada RM 100 saja, kemudian beli berbotol2 minyak masak..kesudahan? tipu semata2. Amik.
It was not at all in the news, only sugar and electricity tariff. That we cannot help anymore cause what's done is done. But, cooking oil? Hello, the last time that issue shook the country, i didnt even bother to buy, still i have enuff stock at home. Malas nak ikut panik2..tak kemana, cerita HANGAT DI PASARAN tu usually bertahan seminggu or the most 2. Lepas tu senyap la balik. Kalau la tanya kat aku yang belajar marketing ni, dalam otak aku takda lain, government saja je nak kasi haru biru, so that people will go and buy and finally habiskan stok2 clearance. Untung gomen. Kayap rakyat.
All im just saying is that, we watched citizens of Miri berebut2 buying minyak masak sampai satu trolly satu family, and we did nothing to join. Malas. Buat penat queue, lepas tu esok keluar berita, tipu semata2. Muahaha. Takpa lah korang kaya, beli la banyak2..aku masak rebus je..sihat tubuh badan..
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Harga Basikal Naik
Nah, just a thought of it. Gimmick. It might happen u know, with people still rambling, meratap'ing the price hike of petrol and diesel, people would just prolly change to other alternative by riding bikes instead. hmmm...
Anyway, i said i'll be away and wont be blogging didnt i, but i cud not help it. My bro has internet connection at his place..so let's hear what i've got to post this time..
"taukey talak ala sini..dia cuti oo"
"Saya tau, tapi saya mau pinjam sikit jam saja, saya bukan mau curi..You kasi saya number dia, saya tanya sama dia sendili. Saya pajelo tayar meletup, saya punya jek talak cukup tinggi, nanti saya kasi balik laa. Saya mau guna apa ini jek, saya pelempuan. kalu itu jek emas, mau juga saya ambik jual sama apek cincin emas." -- only the first 3 lines tho did i say to the lady. *chuckles* punya laaaaa kedekut itu pelempuan talak mau kasi pinjam sama wa. Dia ingat wa kemaluk mau culi itu kalat punya jek..kasi flee pun wa talak mau, tapi kalu pancet lagi, wa pinjam laa..
Upon arriving Bintulu, (after driving around 9 hours) i received a text message from Odee Tan informing me " Tmr oil price hike. Fill ur tank before tonight. Will hike up to 2.70. " and whoa i went..gila laaaaaa..dulu pajero full tank tak sampai RM100, lepas tu jadi RM120..skrg ni nanti?? RM200?? ok mom, jom berbasikal..
Cut story short, we arrived Miri approximately 940pm and headed straight to any first petrol station we'd see. Just as expected, scores of cars were on queue and it was unebelivably long. I didnt wait, proceeded to the next station and decided to stay on queue..tunggu diesel tak la lama as for those filling for petrol. I was having bad headache due to long hours of driving but still, i waited patiently just so i could fill my what seemed to be already half tank left.
I do not know who to point fingers to, the government? the law? or should we even be pointing fingers to one another when instead, we could stay unite and help the government ? (which im sure not all of yous will agree with me)..kadang tu yea, i too menyampah with the government for why i shall not share.
Yea, some sort of a serious discussion for today. Im going off now, nak layan my nephew..i've been kissing him over and over again sampai dia naik nak muntah kot dgn auntie dia ..
More to come, soon. Jangan marah2 people..bertenang dan anggap ini cara untuk kita berjimat-cermat dari bershopping..hahaha.. BANYAK LA!
Anyway, i said i'll be away and wont be blogging didnt i, but i cud not help it. My bro has internet connection at his place..so let's hear what i've got to post this time..
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YESTERDAY's journey was a demon. Made our journey off from Sri Aman at 9am, but just as about we were to enter the 34th minute of the journey, the pajero tyre went ' te babom!' ...."opocot" i said..rupanya tayar kepancitan..GREAT. I am no body builder i cant lift the tyre. Lucky we were on a convoy trip with my brother. So we berganding bahu dan tenaga changing the unbelivable heavy tyre and got it done only after an hour. Tu pun lepas i drove my Bro's car to a closed workshop and had to borrow from the restaurant's next door kete punya jek.."taukey talak ala sini..dia cuti oo"
"Saya tau, tapi saya mau pinjam sikit jam saja, saya bukan mau curi..You kasi saya number dia, saya tanya sama dia sendili. Saya pajelo tayar meletup, saya punya jek talak cukup tinggi, nanti saya kasi balik laa. Saya mau guna apa ini jek, saya pelempuan. kalu itu jek emas, mau juga saya ambik jual sama apek cincin emas." -- only the first 3 lines tho did i say to the lady. *chuckles* punya laaaaa kedekut itu pelempuan talak mau kasi pinjam sama wa. Dia ingat wa kemaluk mau culi itu kalat punya jek..kasi flee pun wa talak mau, tapi kalu pancet lagi, wa pinjam laa..
Upon arriving Bintulu, (after driving around 9 hours) i received a text message from Odee Tan informing me " Tmr oil price hike. Fill ur tank before tonight. Will hike up to 2.70. " and whoa i went..gila laaaaaa..dulu pajero full tank tak sampai RM100, lepas tu jadi RM120..skrg ni nanti?? RM200?? ok mom, jom berbasikal..
Cut story short, we arrived Miri approximately 940pm and headed straight to any first petrol station we'd see. Just as expected, scores of cars were on queue and it was unebelivably long. I didnt wait, proceeded to the next station and decided to stay on queue..tunggu diesel tak la lama as for those filling for petrol. I was having bad headache due to long hours of driving but still, i waited patiently just so i could fill my what seemed to be already half tank left.
I do not know who to point fingers to, the government? the law? or should we even be pointing fingers to one another when instead, we could stay unite and help the government ? (which im sure not all of yous will agree with me)..kadang tu yea, i too menyampah with the government for why i shall not share.
Yea, some sort of a serious discussion for today. Im going off now, nak layan my nephew..i've been kissing him over and over again sampai dia naik nak muntah kot dgn auntie dia ..
More to come, soon. Jangan marah2 people..bertenang dan anggap ini cara untuk kita berjimat-cermat dari bershopping..hahaha.. BANYAK LA!
Monday, June 2, 2008
When There's Nothing Else To Do
I'm pretty much out of ideas on what to blog at this moment, so let's just have a go on this one, something i got from Rafiq's. Minus few questions out, too long. Other than entertaining my Adam who just arrived today, i am considerably free.
The Golden Rules:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how they relate to the questions.
5. Tag other People
1. How are you feeling today?
Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis.. --hmmm..
2. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Amazed by Lonestar -- I guess what it means is someone who can amaze me (",)
3. What do you think about very often?
Just Another Day by John Secada -- when it comes to work matters, yea, i guess so
4. What's your best friend's theme song?
Shackles (Praise You) by Mary Mary - Yea, we praised each other all the time..muah!!
5. What is the story of your life?
I've Been Waiting For You by Guys Next Door -- I was before, but now i've found the love of my life..muah muah to you Sayang
6. What is your motto?
Last Night by P.Diddy feat Keisha Cole -- Last night for every night was good baby.
7. What’s the best thing about your friends?
Umbrella by Rihanna -- wow, yea, this is true, my bestest Girlfriends are always there for me
8. What do you think of the person you like?
I Dont Love You by My Chemical Romance --*giggles..ironic..i lyk this one..
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston -- hehehe..so much of that i'd want to be..nah, not quite that.
10. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
4 In the Morning by Gwen Stefani -- Im so in love i'd still be awake at that time, (",)
11. How's your life going?
Yi Lu Xiang Bei by Jay Chou -- Alamak, it's telling about my sad love story lah..hmm.
12. What is your hobby/interest?
Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morrissette -- something i am but im not..make any sense?
13. Will you have a happy life?
My Favourite Game by The Cardigans -- Oh yea, enjoying it pretty much..*wink wink*
14. Do people secretly lust after you?
Rewind by The Cardigans -- Something i do repeatedly, perhaps?
15. Will you ever have children?
The Way I Are by Timbaland -- hehehe, I am what i am, will i or will i not, it all depends, just The Way I Are.
16. What song would you strip to?
Keranamu Kekasih by Ila Sabri -- ISK ISK! of all the songs? Oklah, for you my love i'd strip!
17. What is your deep, dark secret?
Me and You by Casey -- seriously, i didnt pick any of the song titles but they just hit it right..oh well, it's a deep and dark secret of YOU and ME baby..
18. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Poco-poco by Yopie Latul -- Obviously funny!! hahaha..sapa la nak pasang lagu poco2 masa wedding time...memang wa tabik spring ..
Tagging Acom, Rozella, Yasser, Pourpres and Dotty for this one.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Hati Cair Semula

Bila berhadapan dengan students bingai, sengal tahap setan kepala batu bertanduk 6, memang rasa mcm nak lempang2 sampai lumat dalam batu lesung, tak pun gelek derang dengan steam roller tak pun jentolak padi, baru puas ati. Korang tak tau ok, kegangsteran, kebodoh sombongan budak2 kat sekolah ni; memang kalau iman tu tak tebal, sabar tu tak di lipat gandakan, memang dah lama pelajar kat sini kena humban dalam lubang tenuk berbontot besar.
"Cikgu, mintak number phone!"
"Cikgu, Wong makan chewing gum!"
"Cikgu, budak laki tu gatal cikgu, mau tengok baju dalam pompuan!"
"Cikgu, kirim salam kat cikgu!"
Haih..ni budak FORM 1 ok. Umo belum naik, tak sunat, tak dara tapi amik kau, dahhhhhhh tau menggatal. Tak payah cerita la kalau dah masuk form 4 or 5..lagi bingai, lagi samdol. Kelas kelas pandai tu tak pelah gak, masuk la jugak ajar..tapi kalau dah masuk kelas yang ujung ceruk kampung tu, uih, bisa berbisa ada harapan kena tumor otak.
Ni tak masuk topik bau badan derang yang macam nasi berlapuk kulat hijau kuning with maggots and slimy. Pergh, awal pagi boleh dikata harum lagi la..cuba masuk lepas waktu rehat..idong jadi kembang kempis pengsan terjojol kat situ jugak. Serius ada antara bebudak yang Nauzubillah BO tahap tahi becak cirit birit. Hanya kerana aku seorang guru, aku belajar meneutralkan my smelling senses. Cuba mengimaginasi haruman itu adalah dari sebotol perfume mahal with floral notes. Ewww..(seriyes nak muntah sekarang)..
Tapi sebenarnya sapa tak sayang kat budak-budak tu. Sayang la sangat. Bingai2 derang ni, dalam diam tu terserlah jugak kebaikan derang..kadang tu berlelucon. (wah, ayat)..paling tak tahan tu kalau students buat lawak skema rempit, bikin aku gelak tahap setan dalam hati. Kadang buat muka comel pulak dah dia, jadi tak reti nak marah, padahal awalnya rasa mcm nak bakar hidup2. Kadang tu cakap cina mcm la aku reti nak reply altho aku paham. "Laoshi, *&^%$*, tui?" "Laoshi, %^&*() keyi ?" Dengan baik hatinya akan di balas jugak walaupun sepatutnya kena cakap bahasa melayu je dalam kelas..bingai budak2 ni..
Ada motif post ni dibuat. Alkisahnya berlaku hari ni tadi..it was already my time for Form 1FG and i was running late. I rushed towards the class, tapi bertembung pulak dengan budak2 kelas Pendidikan Islam on their way ke surau. Suddenly kan, this particular female student *Norcahaya Bulan Bintang (nama ditukar untuk melindungi hak individu tersebut) approached me and bilang "Cikgu, selamat hari guru." She lifted my hand and kucup salam. Not done, she added it with a kiss to my cheek..aduhai mabuhai..Hati seorang guru menjadi lentur..
Mind u, that student is one hell of a problematic child. She's barely 13, but already receiving so many counts of penalties from school. Dia merokok, hisap gam, ponteng sekolah, gunting tudung pelajar perempuan lain, bukak tudung jalan mundar mandir kat sekolah..Fuh, the list goes on. Tak tau lah how is she with the rest of the other teachers, but with me, she never seemed to create any trouble. Well ok except for the fact dia tak buat keja sekolah, tu pun sebab dia kena gantung. Kucup salam was not her first time with me today. I personally think kalau someone dig deep enough, the root of the problem can be found. I heard dia banyak family issues..
Ok, terasa mcm nak emo sedih pulak tetiba. shites. esok sambutan hari guru sekolah k..budak2 buat jamuan kat kelas..eee seronoknya..pastu CUTI SEKOLAH..yippeeee!! Im SOOOOO waiting for that..weeehaaaa..helo geng2 yang sedang ber exam (especially DOTTY..jangan kecemburuan, gwe mau pergi bercuti dan shopping..hua hua hua)
Friday, May 9, 2008
Would u like to try?

Here's a picture of a Public toilet in Switzerland...
Now that you've seen the exterior, let's have a peek how does it look like inside, shall we?
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Now that you've seen the exterior, let's have a peek how does it look like inside, shall we?
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Voila!! it's entirely made out of One-Way-Glass..So basically no one could see you doing your business inside but you could. Would you like to give it a try?
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
You're on CANDID camera!
hehe..became paparazzi for a bit..here are some photos i took during the Camp. (",) (,")
Friday, March 28, 2008
Satu Minggu..
stapling students exam papers...
"Cikgu Felicia, sekejap cikgu.."
"Ya, ada apa?"
"Hari ahad ni, sampai sabtu depan, Cikgu pergi Bintulu ok? Jadi guru pengiring untuk Perkhemahan NGO/KRS. Kita menghantar pelajar dari Persatuan Pandu Puteri Malaysia"
"Ha?? Bintulu?!"
Ok, for those of you whose Geography is super non-malaysian, Bintulu is a town approximately 600km from Kuching. I'll be going by bus from Sri Aman with my students, so it will take around 7-8 hours plus minus..aiyooo..
So yea, that will also mean i wont be blogging for nearly the entire week of next week..
"Cikgu, saya ada barang nak pesan beli kat bintulu"
"Boleh, apa dia?"
"Belacan satu kilo.."
Some of you might find it funny, but Bintulu really IS famous for its belacan..tasty and got ummphh! Hey, it's around RM35-Rm50 per kilo ok...Don't play play..
Ok lah, just another reason to blog..till whenever! daaaa..
"Cikgu Felicia, sekejap cikgu.."
"Ya, ada apa?"
"Hari ahad ni, sampai sabtu depan, Cikgu pergi Bintulu ok? Jadi guru pengiring untuk Perkhemahan NGO/KRS. Kita menghantar pelajar dari Persatuan Pandu Puteri Malaysia"
"Ha?? Bintulu?!"
Ok, for those of you whose Geography is super non-malaysian, Bintulu is a town approximately 600km from Kuching. I'll be going by bus from Sri Aman with my students, so it will take around 7-8 hours plus minus..aiyooo..
So yea, that will also mean i wont be blogging for nearly the entire week of next week..
"Cikgu, saya ada barang nak pesan beli kat bintulu"
"Boleh, apa dia?"
"Belacan satu kilo.."
Some of you might find it funny, but Bintulu really IS famous for its belacan..tasty and got ummphh! Hey, it's around RM35-Rm50 per kilo ok...Don't play play..
Ok lah, just another reason to blog..till whenever! daaaa..
Sunday, March 23, 2008
A Very Yuppy Wedding
This novel was given to me by Astri. Don't be misled, it's only the title is English, but the content is in Indonesian language..still, i find it deeply interesting..Astri lah, promote me this book, she said very jiwanggg until she criedddd (let me tell you, she normally does not read BM or Indo language kind of book) so if she claims this book IS fantastic, i better read it..guess what, it truely is..
Hehehe...baca sedikit isinya..very interesting kan? i read it for 2 days..while waiting for flight, during flight, anytime free lah..done with it, and now bugging astri to buy more if there is any..hehehe.. ( ok ok, i'll pay for all the cost, i dont care, just buy me all of them..)
Ada yang berminat?
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Time off
Hi beloved people..
I wont be blogging for few days as i am away in Jakarta..and i tell u,it is so much fun!!
Staying at Astri's place in Kembangan, and it's superb..5 star hotel lah rumah astri ni..
Dah dah, i gotta go..borrowing Astri's pc..I'll post lots and lots of pics once i get back okaiii...dont touch that 'X' button!
Daaaagghhhh!
I wont be blogging for few days as i am away in Jakarta..and i tell u,it is so much fun!!
Staying at Astri's place in Kembangan, and it's superb..5 star hotel lah rumah astri ni..
Dah dah, i gotta go..borrowing Astri's pc..I'll post lots and lots of pics once i get back okaiii...dont touch that 'X' button!
Daaaagghhhh!
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