Mari mari puan dengar ini cerita

Ingat tak dulu aku pernah cerita pasal Dia Yang Kechomelan ada secret admire
yang maha gatai? Ala, yang suka gi office cinta hati aku teww..
Ha, sini meh aku nak story sikit ..

Minggu lepas, kira-kira hari Khamis giteww la..
Aku on the way gi ofis cinta lepas pergi shopping kueh mueh..
I was buying some kueh mueh for cinta hati..
nak gi antar la kat dia...

Ok, nak di jadikan cerita, aku sampai kat
tepi bgnn ofis cinta..aku tak park, just berhenti sekejap
nak pass kat cinta kueh mueh itew..
call Cinta "Baby, kmk dah kat tepi ofis"

So dgn muka penuh kehenseman cinta aku dtg ..
Bicara cinta sekejap smoochy mooch muah muah..
[oit, takde kissing2, cuma adegan meluah rindu] ngeh ngeh
5 minit, i was already on my way back

Tiba-tiba, "toot - toot, toot - toot"!
berbunyi talipon bimbit murah aku dlm tas tgn..
PEREMPUAN ITEEEWWW!!
Rupanya dia nampak aku dengan cinta dari seberang jalan.....

"Where are u?" tertera msg pada screen..
"On my way home, why?" i replied..
"Owh, i saw you with Jordan, dating la tu "
"Eh, takde lah, what's that to you? I didnt noe you knew him"
"Oh kenalllll..beware je..why didnt you tell him you know me?"
"Hey, should i? How am i suppose to noe you kenal dia?" duhhhh!!

bla bla bla..

FYI, it's true i didnt reveal to her i'm Cinta's girlfriend..
Noe why? Cause she has this fat bitchy mouth she'd spread
to everyone everything, EXCEPT the truth..

I noe sebab dah pernah jadi before..
back about 5 6 years ago, when i was still in Kuching,
she went and spread around aku gi kuching carik jantan! Dia siap
cerita kat mak mak orang sampai orang pandang serong kat aku..
tell me sapa tak sakit hati? Aku bernasib baik sebab parents aku
back me up cause they know aku kat kuching sebab belajar! Pig..

Kalau boleh aku memang tak nak dia tau..Cinta pun
tak berkenan kat dia..me and cinta sama-sama agree to keep
our relationship low..
Just she is so annoying..jeles teww tak, ok..
more like animosity..cukup tak gemar..

like i said, aku memang kenal dia dari kecik, rumah pun
dekat je, berbisik pun dengar kot.. so perangai dia
aku dah tau dah.. bertegur teww kerana aku masih ada adab sopan..
mak pesan, 'dont do anything back, cause if you do, you'll be
just like her, no difference'..and so i kept quiet..tapi kalau ikut
hati, aku sondol dah agaknya guna Kato the bulldozer...

kenapa wujud perempuan mcm ni kan..

btw, skrg aku tau kenapa aku emo last few days..
Great wall dah runtuh..i'm eating tomorrow peeps...

okai, itew saja cerita untuk hari ini..nak nonton CSI