Point Blank: Nak beli kereta pun tak guna, i nak sambung study.
Tidak Berakal 1: Alah, beli je lah, nanti bagi la mak ko pakai..
Point Blank: Banyak la, habis tu sapa nak bayar bulan2? U?
Tidak Berakal 1: Apa susah, suruh je mak ko bayar...
Point Blank: Seperti bodoh, U ingat family i cop duit berjuta2?? U takpa la cakap mcm tu, cakap je boleh dapat semua..
Scene 2Sengal 2: I told you what, the total was RM10,132. You are short of RM300. And also for the Visa RM150 for 3 persons.
Point Blank: No, you never told me the total was RM10, 132. You only said "around2 there lah". and no, you never mentioned to me about the fee for visa..everytime i asked you, u just say, "ya ya, around there lah, the balance is about 7k plus plus" and you never return my calls, u never give me the exact amount, i had to count it myself.
Sengal 2: But i did (trying to defend herself in front of her direct boss)
Point Blank : No u did not, cause otherwise it would be in this book of mine (showing her my executive diary.) I never missed numbers especially when it comes to money. I have it all written down here..haiya..
Sengal 2 : Can i have your passport? original passport?
Point Blank : But you said only to bring the photocopied. Mana ada bawak ini hari. Apa you tak cakap awal2????
Scene 3
Siut 3 : Hai..takde kelas keee ari ni chegu?
(hari sabtu, jam 5.30 petang)
Point Blank : Awat bangang, sapa sekolah hari sabtu kul 530 petang?
Siut 3 : Cikgu Cemerlang. hehehe
Point Blank : Kepala tempurung..

Scene 4
(Di sebatang jalan yang hanya ada one lane and beberapa kereta dari arah bertentangan)
Point Blank : Ampun!! 20 km/j..HELLO? cepat sikit kat depan tu boleh takkkk...
..... 30 km/j
..... 20 km/j
Point Blank : The next time you see me, i'll be in bed with high blood pressure..orang lari pun lagi cepat tau tak!!
Until you come to my hometown, you might not believe orang kat sini drive max 40km/j.. Macam mana laaaaaa i tak sakit jantung, high blood pressure, temperature meter kepanasan pun tau pecah kalau macam ni..

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This is so not because of my PMS ok..altho it might contribute a bit, still..dont you and wont you feel the same as i did if someone said or do something like this to you?? Some people are just so plain zero. That's all with my rantings.
p/s: Except for SCENE 2, the rest of the replies have been modified here n there to make it sound more dramatic..
Quote of the day
"Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak."
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